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	<title>The ACNS Blog &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Man uses vacuum to pilfer coin-op laundry machines</title>
		<link>http://www.accoins.org/blog/2011/04/06/man-uses-vacuum-to-pilfer-coin-op-laundry-machines/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 03:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jasonogrady</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This fella had an interesting idea about how to get coins &#8212; for free: he&#8217;d vacuum them out of the laundry machines in his apartment. Seriously, you can&#8217;t make this stuff up! This is an odd convergence of ingenuity and idiocy: a man tried to clean out (tee hee) the coin coffers of an apartment [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.accoins.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/coin-slot-ogrady.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-269" title="coin-slot-ogrady" src="http://www.accoins.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/coin-slot-ogrady.jpg" alt="" width="425" height="282" /></a>This fella had an interesting idea about how to get coins &#8212; for free: he&#8217;d vacuum them out of the laundry machines in his apartment. Seriously, you can&#8217;t make this stuff up!</p>
<blockquote><p>This is an odd convergence of ingenuity and idiocy: a man tried to clean out (tee hee) the coin coffers of an apartment laundry room with a backpack-mounted vacuum cleaner. He netted $20! And was then arrested.</p>
<p>The saddest part of this story? The local news report&#8217;s claim that he &#8220;no longer has the vacuum.&#8221; Well now he&#8217;s just going to have to steal one of those too! Also noted is his prior criminal record, including the theft of &#8220;an artificial Christmas tree from the Salvation Army and 32 pallets from Super Saver.&#8221; This man is clearly the Lex Luthor of petty, strange, Midwestern crime. He even sort of looks like a supervillain. [<a href="http://www.ketv.com/r/27442380/detail.html">KETV</a> via <a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2011/04/06/this-idea-sucks/">Neatorama</a>]</p></blockquote>
<p>Tip: <a href="http://gizmodo.com/#!5789520/resourceful-nebraskan-moron-sucks-change-from-laundry-machines-with-backpack-vacuum" target="_blank">Gizmodo</a></p>
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		<title>$5 bill &#8220;Good for one gallon of gas?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.accoins.org/blog/2008/05/07/5-bill-good-for-one-gallon-of-gas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 19:40:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I sure hope not&#8230;]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: center">I sure hope not&#8230;</p>
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